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Quality of bars, taverns, pubs, inns, and other wretched hives of scum and villany

Roll 1D20. This is in rough order of acceptability.

1. Hellhole
2. Scary
3. Horrendous
4. Horrible
5. Terrible
6. Miserable
7. Awful
8. Crap
9. Poor
10. Dump
11. Dive
12. Crap, but the liquor is strong
13. Crap, but they know me here
14. Homey
15. Faux-homey corporate chain
16. Overpriced & under-serviced
17. Overpriced & shiny
18. Trend whores
19. Bitter old men & other locals
20. It's okay

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